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• classical dialogue ¾­µä¶Ô°× (2007-06-11)
classical dialogue£¨¾­µä¶Ô°×£© ͬѧÃÇ£¬Ã÷Ìì¾ÍÒª¿¼ÊÔÁË£¡ Test paper is locked in my drawer£¡Review your lessons carefully

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºroast pig (2007-06-11)
roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in fro

• A Careless Barber (2007-06-11)
A Careless Barber Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? ¡¡¡¡Customer: No. ¡¡¡¡Barber: Oh, then I must h

• Do You Have a Good Memory? (2007-06-11)
Do You Have a Good Memory? Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces? Husband: Yes----why? Wife: I just broke your shavi

• An Interesting Answer (2007-06-11)
An Interesting Answer Teacher: Which is farther away---Australia or the moon? Bobby: Australia. Teacher: Why do you say

• The Mean Man's Party (2007-06-11)
The Mean Man's Party ¡¡¡¡¡¡   The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a frien

• Blind Date (2007-06-11)
Blind Date ÏàÇ×£¨Ð¦»°£© £”£”After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºGoethes Tolerance (2007-06-11)
Goethes Tolerance Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a c

• Doctor's Orders (2007-06-11)
Doctor's Orders Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor? Jack: ¡¡Yes. I'm having three baths a d

• The lass will wait for me after class (2007-06-11)
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• Watching TV (2007-06-11)
Watching TV Son: Daddy, I want to watch TV. Dad: No electricity tonight. Son: Then let's watch TV with a candle on. ¿´µç

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºWest Point (2007-06-11)
West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºI'm a Letter-carrier (2007-06-11)
I'm a Letter-carrier A doctor told his patient there was nothing really the matter ¡¡ with him. " All you requir is more

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºLet me take it down (2007-06-11)
Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºTake Me to London (2007-06-11)
Take Me to London The pilot felt a gun sticking in his back, and a voice hissed in his ear, "Take me to London.""But we

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºPictures for Children (2007-06-11)
Pictures for Children     A young artist went to ask a publisher why he had rejected his ¡¡¡¡paintings, h

• Imitate Birds (2007-06-11)
Imitate Birds A man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºBring Me The Winner (2007-06-11)
Bring Me The Winner Once, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster. "Waiter," he said when his me

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºI Love You, Too (2007-06-11)
I Love You, Too Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible like Harry,but I love you, dear. Girlfrien

• ×îÏ£ÍûµÃµ½µÄÇ©Ãû (2007-06-11)
Most wanted autograph×îÏ£ÍûµÃµ½µÄÇ©ÃûOur university newspaper runs a weekly question feature. Recently, the question was

• Boring lectures (2007-06-11)
Boring lecturesÎÞÁĵĿÎOne of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau is known for

• Ë«ÓïÓÄĬ£ºMarry in the heaven (2007-06-11)
Marry in the heavenÔÚÌìÌýá»éA young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:Beware of Dog! (2007-06-11)
Beware of Dog! СÐÄÓй·!As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!

• New business was opening (2007-06-11)
New business was opening¿ªÒµ´ó¼ªA new business was opening ... and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:Captain's recording (2007-06-11)
Captain's recording»ú³¤µÄ¼ÒôThis is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew ...I'd like to welcome you aboard Briti

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:Be a Little Patient (2007-05-08)
Be a Little Patient A man suddenly found that he was shrinking. Each day he was getting smaller and smaller. Very worrie

• It¡¯s a Great Pity (2007-05-08)
It¡¯s a Great Pity Before singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown. ¡°Have you heard my singing b

• It Doesn¡¯t Smell like a Toilet (2007-05-08)
It Doesn¡¯t Smell like a Toilet When a famous cross-talk actor was asked about his impression of his visit to the United

• A Girl Just Like Mother (2007-05-08)
A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girl he brought home£¬ the young man found disapproval from his mother£® A frien

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºA Dialogue (2007-05-08)
A Dialogue Here is a dialogue between Robert and his mistress. Mistress: ¡°In your case, I think, you could have married

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£º±ç»¤ (2007-05-08)
±ç»¤ ¡°Your Honor,¡± the accused hit-and ¨Crun driver¡¯s lawyer pleaded, ¡°that man who was injured must have been carel

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ººÍÉϵ۶Ի° (2007-05-08)
ºÍÉϵ۶Ի° A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God say

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºVice-president ¸±×ܲà (2007-05-08)
Vice-president ¡¡¡¡A man who had just been promoted to vice-president boasted so much about it to his wife that she fina

• I'm start in three months' time (2007-05-08)
I'm start in three months' time     Rose left school when she was seventeen.and then went to look fo

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:A Useful Lesson (2007-05-08)
A Useful Lesson In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar£® Mr£® Thompson used to

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºI Can¡¯t (2007-05-08)
I Can¡¯t Mr. And mrs . Shaw were on safari in Africa. Walking through the jungle. Suddenly a huge lion sprang out of the

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:A Girl Just Like Mother (2007-05-08)
A Girl Just Like Mother No matter which girl he brought home£¬ the young man found disapproval from his mother£® A frien

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:ÎÒ²»ÏëÕùÂÛ (2007-05-08)
I Don't Feel Like Getting into an Argument "Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round,"

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºÄ£·Â Imitation (2007-05-08)
Ä£·Â Imitation A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Yo

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºÍ¬Òå´Ê=ÂîÈË (2007-05-08)
Synonym=Bad Language One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know

• I Wasn't Listening (2007-05-08)
I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know.

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºGoldfish (2007-05-08)
Goldfish Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the

• Two Pounds of Plums (2007-05-08)
Two Pounds of Plums Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper

• I'm Trying to Stop It (2007-05-08)
I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºLuggage ÐÐÀî (2007-05-08)
Luggage A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto the plane. Helped by the flig

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºTwo Skulls Á½¿ÅÍ·¸Ç¹Ç (2007-05-08)
Two Skulls Tourist: Whose skull is it? Guide: That is the skull of Julius Caesar. Tourist: Then whose is that small one

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:Plagiarism ³­ Ï® (2007-05-08)
Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spo

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºReal Play ±ÆÕæµÄÏ·¾ç (2007-05-08)
Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to a

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ£ºGardening Gloves (2007-05-08)
Gardening Gloves For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my b

• Ó¢ÎÄÓÄĬ:My Husband Will Be Home Soon (2007-05-08)
My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh

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