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- 双语幽默：A Precious Turnip (2007-08-27)
A Precious TurnipBefore Louis the Eleventh became king, he used to visit a peasant whose garden produced excellent fruit
- 双语幽默：Absent Minded Professors (2007-08-27)
Absent – Minded ProfessorsThere are three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train
- 双语幽默：For Love or for Money (2007-08-27)
For Love or for MoneyAn elderly man on the beach found a magic lamp. He picked it up and a genie appeared. “Because you
- Two Sailors and a Boy (2007-08-27)
Two Sailors and a BoyTwo sailors who had just finished a long voyage went home to their village and decided to have a fe
- 英文幽默：Marry in the heaven (2007-08-27)
Marry in the heaven在天堂结婚A young couple was on their way to get married when they had an accident and died. Now they
- 双语幽默：四减四等于几 (2007-08-27)
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry
- 双语幽默 幸运的母亲 Lucky Mother (2007-08-27)
幸运的母亲 Lucky MotherAyoung mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food whenthere were so many hungry peo
- A Never Finished Job (2007-08-27)
A Never Finished Job I was going away for a few days and left my husband a list of chores. For fun, I
- 一只死于压力的龙虾 (2007-08-27)
A giant lobster, saved from the cooking pot by a fishmonger, has died of stress after being exhibited at an aquarium
- 双语幽默：A strange call (2007-07-30)
A strange callA Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid answered and said, "It sure is!" and hung
- I don't want Him to know (2007-07-30)
I don't want Him to know I'm hereA distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town
- 双语幽默：Bring Me The Winner (2007-07-30)
Bring Me The WinnerOnce, a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster. "Waiter," he said when his mea
- 双语幽默：Wedding night (2007-07-30)
Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do
- The poor husband (2007-07-30)
The poor husband"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "
- It’s a Great Pity (2007-07-30)
It’s a Great PityBefore singing, a famous actor was asking the audience in his hometown.“Have you heard my singing bef
- 谁暗杀了林肯 (2007-07-30)
谁暗杀了林肯 "Who killed Abraham Lincoln*?" the teacher asked her seventh-graders**. Everyone but John r
- 双语幽默：Saving Lives (2007-07-30)
Saving LivesAt a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was
- Class, Lass and Ass (2007-07-30)
Class, Lass and AssProfessor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day, so he wrote some words on the blackboar
- 双语幽默：Friend for Dinner (2007-07-30)
Friend for Dinner"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you crazy? The h
- 双语幽默：a dissolute husband (2007-07-30)
What a world of pathos in this： A barren room，illkempt children，a worn out patient wife，a dissolute husband，a
- 双语幽默：最后的坦诚 (2007-07-30)
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you t
- 双语幽默:Drunk (2007-07-30)
DrunkOne day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things an
- 双语幽默：your dog sit there (2007-07-30)
Guest: Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat? Jonny: Because you are using his plate.客人：为什么你的狗坐在那里看
- 英文幽默：my feet are clean (2007-07-30)
Mom: Don't come in! Your feet are too dirty!Boy: No, my feet are clean, Mom. But my shoes are dirty.妈妈：别进来！你的脚
- A Good Guide (2007-07-30)
A Good Guide On a family vacation to San Francisco, we were charmed by the many attractions of the city. Not wanting to
- A Very Nice Young Man (2007-07-30)
A Very Nice Young Man A gentleman and a lady were talking in an omnibus: "Have you got any children, Madam?" "Yes, Sir I
- 双语幽默：Two Brothers (2007-07-30)
Two Brothers Two little boys wanted to ask a favor of their mother. "You ask her," said Paul, age ten. "No
- How to Get a Seat by the Fire (2007-07-30)
How to Get a Seat by the Fire A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He cal
- How to Get a Seat by the Fire (2007-07-30)
How to Get a Seat by the Fire A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. He cal
- 双语幽默:Good Calculation (2007-07-30)
Good Calculation "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."
- 双语幽默：To be on the Safe Side (2007-07-30)
To be on the Safe SideIn a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of
- 双语幽默：Gallant Effort (2007-07-30)
Gallant EffortAt a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.
- 英文幽默：Happiness in Dream (2007-07-30)
Happiness in DreamThere was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond r
- 英文幽默：Too Smart for Dad (2007-07-30)
Too Smart for Dad"Young man," said the angry father from the head of stairs, "didn't I hear the clock strike four when y
- 双语幽默：Be Much Worse (2007-07-30)
Be Much WorsePoliceman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth,
- 双语幽默：The Lost Purse (2007-07-30)
The Lost PurseA lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and retu
- 英文幽默： Friend for Dinner (2007-07-30)
Friend for Dinner"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper.""What? Are you crazy?
- 双语幽默：Which woman? (2007-07-30)
Which woman? One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. On my return, I noticed that how dusty th
- 双语幽默：A smart housewife (2007-07-30)
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.
- 双语幽默:2 Women Stories (2007-07-30)
2 Women Stories A woman says to a doctor,″Each time I sip my coffee, my eye seems tohurt.″ &nb
- 双语幽默：Millionaire (2007-07-30)
Millionaire A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he b
- 双语幽默：It's Me All Right (2007-07-30)
It's Me All Right A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you ident
- 双语幽默：A Humorous Story (2007-07-30)
A Humorous StoryA man went to see his doctor one day because he was suffering from pains in his stomach. After the docto
- 双语幽默:But the Chinese did! (2007-07-30)
But the Chinese did!One day Mr. Tom said to one of his friends, “I’m going to have a holiday in Beijing. But I don’t
- Talking on the Telephone (2007-07-30)
Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while telling them a sto
- 双语幽默：Talking on the Telephone (2007-07-30)
Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while telling them a sto
- 双语幽默：The Milkmaid (2007-07-30)
The MilkmaidA country maid was walking to the town to sell some milk, which she carried in a pitcher on her head. As she
- the headline (2007-06-11)
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase
- Who was fighting? (2007-06-11)
Who was fighting? (谁在打架) Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red? Freddie: I was running up the street to stop
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